Previously on Hard Ticket to Baghdad: Eazy-E has traveled to the throne room of Saddam Hussein under the guise of Pauly Shore, but he is experiencing unspeakably strange sensations that threaten to reveal his identity. Meanwhile, Kurt Cobain and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes have fought their way into Baghdad, sacrificing an old friend and commandeering a…
The year is 1993. Eazy-E is somewhere in Egypt with Station investigating a meteor and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes is blasting a flamethrower at Tony Toni Tone. Kurt Cobain drank ayahuasca, met his dead fetus spirit animal, experienced a dire prophecy, and was stabbed and left for dead in the desert. Fueled by revenge, Kurt…
The year is still 1993. Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes is about to discover the Tone Out of Space, Eazy-E and Station are in Egypt investigating a meteor, and Kurt Cobain has gone missing. But has he really gone missing or is he finding himself? Struggling with the double nightmares of fame and mythos knowledge, Cobain…
When we left off our investigation, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes had been contacted by her FBI friend, Wolf, to check out an unusual crime scene. A deformed body and strange burn marks had been discovered at a cabin in the mountains. Left Eye spotted a clue in the partially burned cabin and followed it to a store…
The year is 1993. Bill Clinton is president, grunge is hitting its flannel stride, gangstsa rap rules on the Westside, and unthinkable horrors lurk just beyond the threshold. This sense of American normalcy is thanks, in part, to the sometimes blundering efforts of Kurt Cobain, Eazy-E, and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes. Along with their friend…