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The Goofy Vampires of Jyhad (Vampire: The Eternal Struggle)

Vampire: The Eternal Struggle is a collectible card game from White Wolf based on their popular tabletop game Vampire: The Masquerade. The card game began life in 1994 as Jyhad, but quickly changed names to prevent people from confusing it with the Islamic term Jihad. The game was created by Richard Garfield, creator of Magic:…

WTF, D&D: Hard Ticket to Baghdad 4: Real Muthafuckin’ G’s

Previously on Hard Ticket to Baghdad: Eazy-E has traveled to the throne room of Saddam Hussein under the guise of Pauly Shore, but he is experiencing unspeakably strange sensations that threaten to reveal his identity. Meanwhile, Kurt Cobain and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes have fought their way into Baghdad, sacrificing an old friend and commandeering a…

WTF, D&D: Ghostbusters RPG “The Fargo Franchise” (Part 2)

When last we left the intrepid Ghostbusters of the Fargo franchise, they had attempted to drum up some business with a publicity stunt on the outskirts Bemidji, Minnesota. Their efforts to rid the novelty Paul Bunyan gift shop of ghost miners has unleashed a malignant ghost entity that has possessed the statue of the giant…

WTF, D&D: The Dark Heresy Harrowmatrix of Castigation (Adventure Seeds)

On the surface of a dead planet, in the warrens beneath a desolate hive city long ago struck from Imperial records, sits an ancient engine of forbidden archeotech. Once activated, it will provide ten adventure seeds for the miserable agents of an Inquisitor. Oh, how they will suffer in this grim future! But the Harrowmatrix of…

WTF, D&D: The Lamest Weapons in Rifts

Rifts is a wondrous game full of variety. There are hundreds of character classes, thousands of hit locations on skull robots, and millions of different weapons for your characters to shoot, stab, and blast at various spike-covered demon beasts. Today, we’re talking weapons. Sure, the first 80-90,000 Rifts weapons were perfectly neat from a “doodled on…

Welcome to Night Vale Episode 79 – Lost in the Mail

I was the guest writer for my fourth episode of Welcome to Night Vale, out today. This one is entitled “Lost in the Mail”. I wanted to do something based around the Blood Space War using the concept of a Night Vale Memorial Day or Veterans Day.There is a Remembrance Day parade in Night Vale to…