Norman the Cancer Mage and his companions, Sir Alaban, a paladin of Pelor, Dirk Rendor, a halfling rogue, and Shana T’sha, an elven ranger, have accepted a contract to rescue Erik, the prince of the kingdom of Two Rivers. Erik has run off with a high elf woman to the elven city of Ismara. For…
BoOOooOooooOOO! Halloween is here! Barely passable versions of your favorite licensed characters are out and about! Spooky ghouls from Marvel are prowling the sidewalks in search of treats. College kids are making bad, possibly racist joke costumes. Cosplayers are dusting off their buster swords and moms are painting faces. And then there are the costumes…
Vampire: The Eternal Struggle is a collectible card game from White Wolf based on their popular tabletop game Vampire: The Masquerade. The card game began life in 1994 as Jyhad, but quickly changed names to prevent people from confusing it with the Islamic term Jihad. The game was created by Richard Garfield, creator of Magic:…
Previously on Hard Ticket to Baghdad: Eazy-E has traveled to the throne room of Saddam Hussein under the guise of Pauly Shore, but he is experiencing unspeakably strange sensations that threaten to reveal his identity. Meanwhile, Kurt Cobain and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes have fought their way into Baghdad, sacrificing an old friend and commandeering a…
When last we left the intrepid Ghostbusters of the Fargo franchise, they had attempted to drum up some business with a publicity stunt on the outskirts Bemidji, Minnesota. Their efforts to rid the novelty Paul Bunyan gift shop of ghost miners has unleashed a malignant ghost entity that has possessed the statue of the giant…
Last week we took a look at the Warhammer 40,000: Compendium, GW’s follow up to Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader. We took a look at Squats, early Space Marines and Commissars, and other goofy or forgotten bitz of early 40K. Today, we continue our look at the Compendium with Harlequins, Squats on motorcycles, modeling and painting, and…
On the surface of a dead planet, in the warrens beneath a desolate hive city long ago struck from Imperial records, sits an ancient engine of forbidden archeotech. Once activated, it will provide ten adventure seeds for the miserable agents of an Inquisitor. Oh, how they will suffer in this grim future! But the Harrowmatrix of…
In the first installment of our saga, Sullustan space patriot and holonet personality Axel Josen, along with his protocol droid Theydon 1U2NO, ran the Trade Federation blockade surrounding Naboo in order to unravel a galactic conspiracy. He is after the plans to a super weapon being developed by the New Galactic Order. So far he…
Rifts is a wondrous game full of variety. There are hundreds of character classes, thousands of hit locations on skull robots, and millions of different weapons for your characters to shoot, stab, and blast at various spike-covered demon beasts. Today, we’re talking weapons. Sure, the first 80-90,000 Rifts weapons were perfectly neat from a “doodled on…
I was the guest writer for my fourth episode of Welcome to Night Vale, out today. This one is entitled “Lost in the Mail”. I wanted to do something based around the Blood Space War using the concept of a Night Vale Memorial Day or Veterans Day.There is a Remembrance Day parade in Night Vale to…