To date, over 400 different Star Trek novels have been published worldwide. Amazingly, six of them have been good. Here’s the worst of the remaining entries from Gene Roddenberry’s utopian money machine.
A karate chop to a human face forever
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WTF, D&D: Monster Manual V (3E)
Steve and Zack return in the first of the new weekly series of WTF, D&D!? If you have a couple extra bucks kicking around and you enjoy the articles, please consider contributing to the Patreon that is making this possible. Zack: Today we take a look at Monster Manual V from Wizards of the Coast. Released…
Hey, Writers, It’s NaNoWriMo Time!
Thanks to a hashtag, a month, and several websites, now you can write a novel! It’s November, which means it’s National Novel Writing Month. Just as retail businesses rely on the holidays to make their money for the year, American literature relies on NaNoWriMo to provide a year’s worth of great literary works in a single…
2015’s Most Racist Halloween Costumes
Another Halloween means another opportunity for privileged white people to embarrass themselves by choosing racist costumes. It’s not just blackface anymore. America’s racists are getting creative and this year introduces a new trend with several racist costumes for small children. Those who are easily offended by disgusting racism should turn back now. Jewish Man Costume…
The BIG Question: Who is Justin Trudeau? Canada’s New PM Explained!
Confused about Canada’s recent elections? You’re not alone. This week, a rising political star won a decisive victory for Canada’s Liberal Party. Though his name is a familiar one up north, many Americans haven’t been introduced to Justin Trudeau. So, who is he? Let’s take a closer look. So, who’s this Justin Trudeau guy? Justin…
What is Being Warmed Up in the Break Room?
You’re pretty sure you hear the microwave running. Did Ted go in there with that paper bag or did Rachael get that thing out of the refrigerator? Surely Greg isn’t trying to eat that Chinese food from three weeks ago. Based on smell alone, you have some theories about what is being warmed up in…
Millennials, you cannot toil for the elders until you take this pledge
I admire and adore the millennials. Obviously, it’s because I am one, not one of the godlike elders who enslave us. That doesn’t mean that we millennials, ages 18 to 34, can’t do better. Below is a pledge all of us should take publicly, as per our role as the chattel for the last age of…
Making America Gross Again
The American Dream is dead. In our sterile hospitals, instruments are washed and wounds are packed with gauze. In immaculate homes, our hands are endlessly sanitized and our surfaces scrubbed with bleach. Hollywood smears the screens with beautiful flesh, every unwanted crease filled with putty. Is this denatured pageant all that remains of our once-gross nation? No!…
This Guy With a Boston Accent Realizes the Horror of Self-Awareness in the Face of Entropy
Oh my fackin’ gahd, bro, everything is gonna fackin’ die. Can you believe this, bro? We’re all gonna die. Us, ma, Bin Laden, even fackin’ Brady. We’re born to die, Jerry. And not only that, bro, we’re gonna fackin’ see it comin. We undestand everything, bro. Gahd created us to see our own doom. I…
David Cameron Has Some Cracking Ideas for a Party
Hello, hello, welcome. Good to see you, Felljoy. How’s Birdy? Maxmillian, back from the Continent? You’ve got that gypsy color again. Lord Shidesmouth, Oxford’s nineteenth-year senior, at it again. Waltar Buggingdon, still crippled and late as usual. Please, lads, have a seat. Piers Gaveston, now in session and all that. Business first. As always, we…