WTF, D&D: Monster Manual V (3E)



Zack: Shaedling got tittays.

Steve: Those are not boobs.

Zack: Then he’s shooting tornadoes or something out of ketchup bottles.

Steve: Those are spinnerets and that stuff you called tornadoes is actually shadow gossamer, which it can weave into weapons. These dudes like to work with the flute guy from earlier.

Zack: They form a band?

Steve: It’s a symphony… of destruction.

Zack: Don’t bring Mustaine into this. He would annihilate these losers with insane metal riffs and his whiny guy voice.