WTF, D&D: Monster Manual V (3E)

Tusk Terror


Zack: Ahhhhh!! This warthog has slightly longer and curvier tusks! Ahhhh! It’s a terror!

Steve: I think they’re called that because they’re intelligent and evil.

Zack: Oh, so now everyone who is intelligent and evil is a “terror.” Steve Jobs? The Koch brothers? Raffi?

Steve: Try to tell me that villages don’t whisper in fear about Bananaphone ringing in the marshes.

Zack: “Aayyyyeeee! Ye hear it ring, ring, ring and then… nothing. Because ye be dead!”