WTF, D&D: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: After The Bomb (Palladium)

ATB_03

Zack: Just in case you were wondering if we could go an entire book about anthropomorphic animals without encountering something weirdly sexual.

Steve: I mean, it’s really just a joke. That rabbit from Space Jam was sexier than this one.

Zack: Ah, you mean¬†Lola Bunny, Bugs Bunny’s girlfriend invented as the “female merchandising counterpart” for Space Jam.

Steve: Those shorts, bro.

Zack: Steve, do you want to confess something?

Steve: Yeah, okay, ever since I saw a picture of that hot girl from Game of Thrones compared to Lola Bunny I have been having some sex dreams.

Steve: Check it out:

lola

Steve: I mean, the dreams¬†always end right after she kisses me because I saved her from being squashed by a Monstar, but, uh, you know. It’s hard to wake up.

Zack: Never talk about this again. Never.

Zack: File it away. Pretend it didn’t happen. Drop it down the hole with Lovely Bones. I never want to hear about you getting wood from Lola Bunny.

Steve: I can’t un-slam this dunk, dude.