WTF, D&D: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: After The Bomb (Palladium)


Zack: “I brought you…flowers…?”

Steve: Never hand this guy your baby.

Zack: It seems like the ultimate show-off pose. Like where he tries to act casual, but he’s actually trying super hard to look cool. “Yep, just gonna put one foot up on this box, stare with my robot eye, and squeeze the life out of this…”

Steve: Yeah, this dot dot dot. What is that even supposed to be? A handkerchief full of springs?

Zack: A skinnier and less cool robot hand.

Steve: Maybe it’s his kid’s toy he just stepped on.

Zack: “Augh! I told you about picking up your LEGOs, Billy! Now look what happens to Hogwarts.”